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cmicvret

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Minnesota

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Message Posted: Dec 13, 2010 11:43:11 AM

Funny or serious, Quoted or make it up yourself lets hear from all 50
I'll start with

Minnesota: Closed for glacier repair
North Dakota: The mountain leveling project is complete!
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metalhat73
Veteran Author Wilmington

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Dela WHERE?
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Bel930
Rookie Author Arkansas

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Arkansas - we're all hicks and married to our cousins.
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RONALD777
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Texas - where everybody has a gun.
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DisMusBeDaPlaz
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Florida, land of liquid sunshine.
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cmicvret
Champion Author Minnesota

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Minnesota land of two seasons- winter & construction,
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freerefund
Veteran Author New Jersey

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Message Posted: Jan 30, 2012 9:47:47 PM

New Jersey: the soprano state
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cmicvret
Champion Author Minnesota

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Message Posted: Jan 30, 2012 5:03:12 PM

Survive Minnesota and the rest of the world is easy.
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CiVX
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Message Posted: Jan 29, 2012 3:18:11 PM

CALIFORNIA is the land of Fruits and Nuts.
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Baron62nd
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Message Posted: Jan 29, 2012 3:10:49 PM

Our state animal is the sawhorse construction barricade.
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Baron62nd
Champion Author Illinois

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Message Posted: Jan 29, 2012 3:09:13 PM

Our state flower is the orange traffic cone.
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Dennis783
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Message Posted: Jan 29, 2012 1:14:15 PM

Our state motto is Eat Cheese or Die
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yodudebc
Champion Author Vancouver

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Message Posted: Jan 2, 2012 8:34:17 PM

But if you are too old to be a doood, then the saying is Beautiful British Columbia.
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Message Posted: Dec 26, 2011 7:25:53 PM

Lmao, deej!
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cmicvret
Champion Author Minnesota

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Message Posted: Dec 26, 2011 10:21:05 AM

Minnesota: More lake shore than FL, CA, and HI combined
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Champion Author Houston

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Message Posted: Dec 25, 2011 5:33:18 PM

It's the one that looks most like the TI logo.
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yodudebc
Champion Author Vancouver

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Message Posted: Dec 21, 2011 3:22:20 AM

Doood

In BC the topic is Bud.
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outlaw329
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Texas the only state that can survive without the others.
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RascalFlats
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Missouri: The Show Me State
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Champion Author Florida

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Floriduh: God's waiting room
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Champion Author Illinois

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Illinois: Home of corrupt politicians
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geezer
Champion Author Albany

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Message Posted: Dec 9, 2011 9:34:04 AM

New York: We tax your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breath free, your wretched refuse of your teeming shore....
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cmicvret
Champion Author Minnesota

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Message Posted: Dec 9, 2011 9:12:55 AM

Survive Minnesota and the rest of the world is easy
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Baron62nd
Champion Author Illinois

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Message Posted: Nov 22, 2011 9:25:58 AM

Illinois politicians should be limited to two terms, one in office and one in prison.
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Baron62nd
Champion Author Illinois

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Message Posted: Nov 22, 2011 9:20:19 AM

Please Don't Pronounce the "S"
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cmicvret
Champion Author Minnesota

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Message Posted: Nov 20, 2011 9:53:20 AM

Minnesota: Closed for glacier repairs
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Roteque
Champion Author Miami

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Message Posted: Nov 19, 2011 1:52:41 PM

Florida is not just another State, Its another country !!!!
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58salty
Champion Author Jacksonville

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Message Posted: Nov 18, 2011 9:47:54 AM

Come on vacation, leave on probation & return in violation.

Florida
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cmicvret
Champion Author Minnesota

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Message Posted: Nov 18, 2011 8:22:46 AM

The only thing you can grow is older and colder.
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Duke69
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Message Posted: Oct 27, 2011 10:07:55 AM

It's a wonderful place too be
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cmicvret
Champion Author Minnesota

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Message Posted: Oct 27, 2011 10:03:52 AM

Minnesota....Land of 10,000 Petersons, Andersons, Johnsons, Nelsons.....
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PatAZ
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Message Posted: Oct 26, 2011 11:07:21 AM

It's a dry heat.
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Champion Author Virginia

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Message Posted: Oct 26, 2011 10:44:33 AM

c2b, that is said everywhere; not just in your state.
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baan268
Champion Author Cleveland

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Message Posted: Oct 26, 2011 10:41:44 AM

Ohio state football and Browns and Bengal Indians
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FULL OF FUN
Champion Author Ontario

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Message Posted: Oct 26, 2011 10:39:00 AM

they don't say "nuttin" I don't live in a state,
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c2bravo
Champion Author Indiana

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Message Posted: Oct 26, 2011 9:46:27 AM

Indiana If you don't like the weather, stick around because it will change.
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m6gm
Champion Author Kentucky

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Message Posted: Oct 26, 2011 9:42:37 AM

Kentucky...where houses have wheels and cars are on blocks. This was said by one of the candidates running for state office this year. Pissed some people off.
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cmicvret
Champion Author Minnesota

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Message Posted: Oct 26, 2011 8:51:07 AM

Survive Minnesota and the rest of the world is easy.
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plastic
Champion Author Virginia

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Message Posted: Oct 24, 2011 9:06:52 PM

*Virginia... stupid voice recognition doesn't recognize my talking
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Champion Author Virginia

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Message Posted: Oct 24, 2011 8:58:25 PM

Vagina is for lovers
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cmicvret
Champion Author Minnesota

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Message Posted: Oct 23, 2011 3:16:16 PM

Don't mess with Texas
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Sneakers55
Champion Author Houston

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Message Posted: Mar 23, 2011 5:38:49 PM

Texas: They have signs that say "FM 1960" but the radios they sell only go from 88 to 108.

(They're for "Farm to Market" roads. And, in urban areas, a FM Road may never pass a farm... in West Texas they may never pass a market.)
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Bolondron
Champion Author Florida

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Message Posted: Mar 20, 2011 4:39:05 PM

Hurricanes, heat, and old people.(Florida)
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memory_of_max
Champion Author Little Rock

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Message Posted: Mar 20, 2011 4:28:46 PM

Obama was definitely not born here in Arkansas. However every other slimy democrat was.
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chocolateflash
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Message Posted: Mar 20, 2011 2:43:35 PM

Caught a mosquito in Minnesota and he's .>>>>.>> that big--between the eyes.
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cmicvret
Champion Author Minnesota

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Message Posted: Mar 20, 2011 1:43:54 PM

Minnesota: Pot hole capital of the free world
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Roteque
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We're the Sunshine One !!!
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California ... just keeps getting more and more expensive to live.
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cmicvret
Champion Author Minnesota

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Message Posted: Mar 18, 2011 9:44:51 AM

Minnesota: "Why in the world do they stay there."
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drunkhabib
Champion Author North Carolina

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Message Posted: Mar 16, 2011 9:10:30 PM

nc, great weed and hos
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goformiles
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Message Posted: Mar 16, 2011 9:02:05 AM

Yeah you betcha
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