metalhat73

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Wilmington
Posts:346 Points:238,130 Joined:May 2012
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Message Posted: May 3, 2013 10:31:41 AM
Dela WHERE?
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Bel930

Rookie Author
Arkansas
Posts:40 Points:655 Joined:Oct 2012
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Message Posted: Oct 29, 2012 4:58:17 PM
Arkansas - we're all hicks and married to our cousins.
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RONALD777

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Houston
Posts:2,417 Points:359,730 Joined:Nov 2007
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Message Posted: Jul 26, 2012 5:16:40 PM
Texas - where everybody has a gun.
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DisMusBeDaPlaz

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Tampa
Posts:2,390 Points:563,420 Joined:Sep 2011
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Message Posted: Jul 1, 2012 2:29:13 AM
Florida, land of liquid sunshine.
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cmicvret

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Minnesota
Posts:3,382 Points:867,865 Joined:Feb 2010
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Message Posted: Jun 2, 2012 11:15:04 AM
Minnesota land of two seasons- winter & construction,
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freerefund

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New Jersey
Posts:335 Points:462,190 Joined:Mar 2011
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Message Posted: Jan 30, 2012 9:47:47 PM
New Jersey: the soprano state
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cmicvret

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Minnesota
Posts:3,382 Points:867,865 Joined:Feb 2010
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Message Posted: Jan 30, 2012 5:03:12 PM
Survive Minnesota and the rest of the world is easy.
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CiVX

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Oakland
Posts:7,044 Points:1,356,035 Joined:Feb 2009
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Message Posted: Jan 29, 2012 3:18:11 PM
CALIFORNIA is the land of Fruits and Nuts.
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Baron62nd

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Illinois
Posts:7,002 Points:1,667,095 Joined:Sep 2007
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Message Posted: Jan 29, 2012 3:10:49 PM
Our state animal is the sawhorse construction barricade.
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Baron62nd

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Illinois
Posts:7,002 Points:1,667,095 Joined:Sep 2007
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Message Posted: Jan 29, 2012 3:09:13 PM
Our state flower is the orange traffic cone.
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Dennis783

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Des Moines
Posts:13,574 Points:2,699,885 Joined:Sep 2005
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Message Posted: Jan 29, 2012 1:14:15 PM
Our state motto is Eat Cheese or Die
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yodudebc

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Vancouver
Posts:5,570 Points:539,825 Joined:Aug 2011
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Message Posted: Jan 2, 2012 8:34:17 PM
But if you are too old to be a doood, then the saying is Beautiful British Columbia.
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plastic

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Virginia
Posts:46,738 Points:2,835,120 Joined:May 2004
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Message Posted: Dec 26, 2011 7:25:53 PM
Lmao, deej!
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cmicvret

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Minnesota
Posts:3,382 Points:867,865 Joined:Feb 2010
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Message Posted: Dec 26, 2011 10:21:05 AM
Minnesota: More lake shore than FL, CA, and HI combined
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Sneakers55

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Houston
Posts:51,247 Points:2,139,925 Joined:Nov 2005
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Message Posted: Dec 25, 2011 5:33:18 PM
It's the one that looks most like the TI logo.
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yodudebc

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Vancouver
Posts:5,570 Points:539,825 Joined:Aug 2011
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Message Posted: Dec 21, 2011 3:22:20 AM
Doood
In BC the topic is Bud.
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outlaw329

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Austin
Posts:7,601 Points:1,371,255 Joined:Aug 2008
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Message Posted: Dec 9, 2011 5:32:44 PM
Texas the only state that can survive without the others.
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RascalFlats

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Missouri
Posts:20,074 Points:899,900 Joined:Mar 2006
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Message Posted: Dec 9, 2011 5:08:44 PM
Missouri: The Show Me State
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deejai

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Florida
Posts:8,949 Points:1,068,370 Joined:Aug 2004
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Message Posted: Dec 9, 2011 4:44:06 PM
Floriduh: God's waiting room
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GBGuy

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Illinois
Posts:13,348 Points:2,361,035 Joined:Aug 2006
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Message Posted: Dec 9, 2011 2:58:08 PM
Illinois: Home of corrupt politicians
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geezer

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Albany
Posts:21,302 Points:3,067,820 Joined:Apr 2003
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Message Posted: Dec 9, 2011 9:34:04 AM
New York: We tax your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breath free, your wretched refuse of your teeming shore....
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cmicvret

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Minnesota
Posts:3,382 Points:867,865 Joined:Feb 2010
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Message Posted: Dec 9, 2011 9:12:55 AM
Survive Minnesota and the rest of the world is easy
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Baron62nd

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Illinois
Posts:7,002 Points:1,667,095 Joined:Sep 2007
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Message Posted: Nov 22, 2011 9:25:58 AM
Illinois politicians should be limited to two terms, one in office and one in prison.
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Baron62nd

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Illinois
Posts:7,002 Points:1,667,095 Joined:Sep 2007
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Message Posted: Nov 22, 2011 9:20:19 AM
Please Don't Pronounce the "S"
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cmicvret

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Minnesota
Posts:3,382 Points:867,865 Joined:Feb 2010
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Message Posted: Nov 20, 2011 9:53:20 AM
Minnesota: Closed for glacier repairs
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Roteque

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Miami
Posts:639,542 Points:1,346,165 Joined:Feb 2009
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Message Posted: Nov 19, 2011 1:52:41 PM
Florida is not just another State, Its another country !!!!
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58salty

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Jacksonville
Posts:6,588 Points:625,890 Joined:Aug 2011
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Message Posted: Nov 18, 2011 9:47:54 AM
Come on vacation, leave on probation & return in violation.
Florida
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cmicvret

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Minnesota
Posts:3,382 Points:867,865 Joined:Feb 2010
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Message Posted: Nov 18, 2011 8:22:46 AM
The only thing you can grow is older and colder.
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Duke69

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Raleigh
Posts:7,970 Points:1,914,275 Joined:May 2005
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Message Posted: Oct 27, 2011 10:07:55 AM
It's a wonderful place too be
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cmicvret

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Minnesota
Posts:3,382 Points:867,865 Joined:Feb 2010
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Message Posted: Oct 27, 2011 10:03:52 AM
Minnesota....Land of 10,000 Petersons, Andersons, Johnsons, Nelsons.....
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PatAZ

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Tucson
Posts:9,227 Points:122,020 Joined:May 2008
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Message Posted: Oct 26, 2011 11:07:21 AM
It's a dry heat.
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plastic

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Virginia
Posts:46,738 Points:2,835,120 Joined:May 2004
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Message Posted: Oct 26, 2011 10:44:33 AM
c2b, that is said everywhere; not just in your state.
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baan268

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Cleveland
Posts:13,776 Points:1,902,140 Joined:Jun 2004
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Message Posted: Oct 26, 2011 10:41:44 AM
Ohio state football and Browns and Bengal Indians
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FULL OF FUN

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Ontario
Posts:13,585 Points:906,720 Joined:Aug 2004
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Message Posted: Oct 26, 2011 10:39:00 AM
they don't say "nuttin" I don't live in a state,
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c2bravo

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Indiana
Posts:2,241 Points:114,015 Joined:May 2008
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Message Posted: Oct 26, 2011 9:46:27 AM
Indiana If you don't like the weather, stick around because it will change.
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m6gm

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Kentucky
Posts:20,376 Points:2,299,905 Joined:Aug 2004
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Message Posted: Oct 26, 2011 9:42:37 AM
Kentucky...where houses have wheels and cars are on blocks. This was said by one of the candidates running for state office this year. Pissed some people off.
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cmicvret

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Minnesota
Posts:3,382 Points:867,865 Joined:Feb 2010
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Message Posted: Oct 26, 2011 8:51:07 AM
Survive Minnesota and the rest of the world is easy.
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plastic

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Virginia
Posts:46,738 Points:2,835,120 Joined:May 2004
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Message Posted: Oct 24, 2011 9:06:52 PM
*Virginia... stupid voice recognition doesn't recognize my talking
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plastic

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Virginia
Posts:46,738 Points:2,835,120 Joined:May 2004
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Message Posted: Oct 24, 2011 8:58:25 PM
Vagina is for lovers
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cmicvret

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Minnesota
Posts:3,382 Points:867,865 Joined:Feb 2010
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Message Posted: Oct 23, 2011 3:16:16 PM
Don't mess with Texas
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Sneakers55

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Houston
Posts:51,247 Points:2,139,925 Joined:Nov 2005
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Message Posted: Mar 23, 2011 5:38:49 PM
Texas: They have signs that say "FM 1960" but the radios they sell only go from 88 to 108.
(They're for "Farm to Market" roads. And, in urban areas, a FM Road may never pass a farm... in West Texas they may never pass a market.)
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Bolondron

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Florida
Posts:1,799 Points:284,190 Joined:Feb 2011
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Message Posted: Mar 20, 2011 4:39:05 PM
Hurricanes, heat, and old people.(Florida)
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memory_of_max

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Little Rock
Posts:7,302 Points:1,057,020 Joined:Mar 2007
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Message Posted: Mar 20, 2011 4:28:46 PM
Obama was definitely not born here in Arkansas. However every other slimy democrat was.
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chocolateflash

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San Diego
Posts:14,679 Points:2,682,570 Joined:Apr 2005
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Message Posted: Mar 20, 2011 2:43:35 PM
Caught a mosquito in Minnesota and he's .>>>>.>> that big--between the eyes.
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cmicvret

Champion Author
Minnesota
Posts:3,382 Points:867,865 Joined:Feb 2010
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Message Posted: Mar 20, 2011 1:43:54 PM
Minnesota: Pot hole capital of the free world
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Roteque

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Miami
Posts:639,542 Points:1,346,165 Joined:Feb 2009
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Message Posted: Mar 18, 2011 7:08:28 PM
We're the Sunshine One !!!
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ITravelCA

Sophomore Author
Los Angeles
Posts:247 Points:321,290 Joined:Jun 2010
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Message Posted: Mar 18, 2011 10:01:01 AM
California ... just keeps getting more and more expensive to live.
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cmicvret

Champion Author
Minnesota
Posts:3,382 Points:867,865 Joined:Feb 2010
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Message Posted: Mar 18, 2011 9:44:51 AM
Minnesota: "Why in the world do they stay there."
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drunkhabib

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North Carolina
Posts:20,668 Points:2,963,800 Joined:Oct 2003
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Message Posted: Mar 16, 2011 9:10:30 PM
nc, great weed and hos
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goformiles

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Twin Cities
Posts:8,587 Points:535,165 Joined:Aug 2001
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Message Posted: Mar 16, 2011 9:02:05 AM
Yeah you betcha
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